who cares.Tumblr (3.0; @deadaspan)http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls42qrdAT91r1b5f5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I just soiled myself. Change my diaper!”</p> <p>“I can’t, I’m having a stroke as we speak”</p> <p>“LOL”</p> <p>“LOLz”</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/10676241592http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/10676241592Sun, 25 Sep 2011 23:52:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqijm74Lyt1r1b5f5o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqijm74Lyt1r1b5f5o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Apparently, Hurricane Irene is going to kill the remaining few who have survived the disastrous East Coast Earthquake of oh-eleven. I just hope grandma has floaties on her wheelchair cause no one is letting that bitch stay at their house.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9399902695http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9399902695Thu, 25 Aug 2011 22:15:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgdnx92t21r1b5f5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgdnx92t21r1b5f5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><big>DEVASTATION </big></p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9372472311http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9372472311Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:10:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqglbqmotY1r1b5f5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes I crave this…then I imagine bloodied, eroded animal carcasses and vegetarianism is restored.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9356034127http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9356034127Wed, 24 Aug 2011 20:57:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq2gj2PhwR1r1qajlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/post/9035008707/london-2011">photoshoplooter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>London 2011</p> </blockquote>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9179888682http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9179888682Sat, 20 Aug 2011 17:49:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8uximxtz1r1b5f5o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Reason why I will never let myself get fat. (hint: My name is Ben)</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9177560156http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9177560156Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:44:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5mgh0Hx71r1b5f5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Pink and purple handguns are for sale at Hyatt Gun Shop in Charlotte, N.C. Gun store owners reported a 73 percent increase in female customers in 2009 from the year before — a trend reflected by the growing number of guns made just for women</p> </blockquote> <p>Quick someone bedazzle that shit.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9107132686http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9107132686Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:48:17 -0400gunsaresocute<p><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1i6ng9/www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2011/08/17/politicians-eating-corn-dogs-and-other-foods-on-a-stick.html"><img alt="Mr. Bachman is so jealzz of his wife's skillz" src="http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2011/08/17/politicians-eating-corn-dogs-and-other-foods-on-a-stick/jcr:content/gallery/slide_3/image.img.1313642565526.jpg" height="338" width="470"/></a></p> <p>Mr. Michelle Bachman is so jealz of his wife&#8217;s skillz.</p> <p>I heard the more you can take in on one bite the more American you are. Did you hear that, Barack Obama?</p> <p>Click for an interesting slide show on &#8220;Corn-Dog Politics&#8221; by the Daily Beast.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9105090433http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9105090433Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:56:00 -0400corndogpoliticsDaily Beast<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5gs5UsNx1r1b5f5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Pope visited Spain today to remind everyone they were going to rot in hell for using contraception and legalizing gay marriage BUT like omg look!!! It’s the Popemobile! Isn’t it so cool! All is forgiven</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9102086283http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9102086283Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:45:00 -0400popesexy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1o0x9n131r1b5f5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong><big>Houseboat for the White Trash in You</big></strong></p> <p>My dad made me look this up today.</p> <blockquote> <p>“Imagine owning this! You could say to your friends: ‘Hey, let’s go to my houseboat in Montauk!’”</p> </blockquote> <p>Years out of adolescence and still MOST EMBARRASSING DAD EVERRRRR.</p> <p>Click this bad boy to see the actual item on ebay.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9015828930http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/9015828930Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:31:00 -0400boatshouseshousesonboatsdads<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxfkx963X1r1b5f5o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxfkx963X1r1b5f5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Awwww! Remember when that (left) was the closest crazy got to the heart of our nation. Feeling nostalgic today.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/8910983344http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/8910983344Sun, 14 Aug 2011 12:40:00 -0400crazypolitics<p>While my life can be boring and uneventful, the people I am surrounded by never cease to entertain. As a result, posts will include the words and thoughts of said pupils. I hope to enrich your lives with others&#8217; ignorance! (yay) Also, expect an exhibition on pop culture, politics, music and renown cuntbags. The way I see it. blah blah blah. I&#8217;m already beginning to vomit.</p>http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/8910636049http://deadaspan.tumblr.com/post/8910636049Sun, 14 Aug 2011 12:29:01 -0400